Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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