When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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