She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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