You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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