It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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