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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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