SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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