I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
