we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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