Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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