You work out of a Hotel?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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