Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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