I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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