Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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