Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
birth control should be required to get into college
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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