i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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