I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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