I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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