im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you win again, gameday.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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