i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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