i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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