It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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