If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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