Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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