did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
