The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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