Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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