lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
