twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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