I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just googled if crying burns calories
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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