I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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