I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dick very happy bro
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