gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
