i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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