the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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