forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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