12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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