Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think I won the penis lottery.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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