Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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