did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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