So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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