Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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