The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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