Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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