toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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