you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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