Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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