Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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