I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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