And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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