I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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