Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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