and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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