I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
But break dance skills will only take you so far
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
there is glitter all over my balls
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