If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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