My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
This house was built for laser tag.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
