I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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