But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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